Sanctuary State of Mind Funny Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Ay por favor, look at this suéter — it puts me instantly in my Sanctuary State of Mind. You know, ese lugar mágico where nobody bothers me, nobody stresses me, y nadie me está pidiendo favores. This hoodie is soft like a baby’s cachete and warm like my cafecito in the morning. Wear it to the beach, wear it to the mountains, wear it when Bernie starts acting loco otra vez. And just so you know, every purchase helps me stay tranquila, zen, y bien legal… in my imagination. So go on, treat yourself. Your stress is stressing me. 

- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece — “Softer than the excuses you give me every day.”

- Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% poly fleece — “More blended than my Spanglish, and that’s saying something.”

- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² — “Light enough to breathe, warm enough so you don’t get sick — gracias.”

- Regular unisex fit — “Fits everybody… even you with your ‘unique’ body shape.”

- Side-seamed construction — “Straight seams, unlike some of your life choices.”

- Year-round comfort — “Perfect for playa nights, mountain dinners, or when you stress me out.”

- Sanctuary state of mind energy — “If you’re calm, I’m calm — bueno, casi.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!