Bernie's Barely Legal Funny Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Okay, listen, before anyone freaks out — ‘Barely Legal’ is about ME, not YOU, not the government, and definitely not Oliver’s browser history. I’m a bear on TV trying to run a show, keep the crew alive, AND follow the rules… kinda. This hoodie is soft, warm, and perfect for those days when life feels just barely legal, if you know what I mean. Wear it on the beach, in a cabin, or when you’re trying to look responsible while everything around you is going off the rails… a feeling I know too well. Grab yours before the lawyers call again!

- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece — “Soft enough to calm me down… almost.”

- Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% poly fleece — “Blended smoother than my attempts to control this show.”

- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² — “Warm but not too heavy — like my emotional baggage.”

- Regular unisex fit — “Looks good on everyone (except Oliver, but that’s a separate issue).”

- Side-seamed construction — “Straight seams, unlike my career path.”

- Year-round comfort — “Wear it in summer, winter, or during any one of my daily meltdowns.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!