Dont Tell ICE Funny Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Wrap yourself in the warm, wise, slightly judgmental embrace of Abuelita Consuelo with her official El Show de Bernie hoodie. This is the hoodie she’d hand you right before saying, “Ay mijo… tú siempre tienes frío. Ponte esto, por favor.” Soft, comfy, and built for daily wear, this hoodie brings Consuelo’s soothing energy everywhere you go — minus the unsolicited advice (that costs extra). Perfect for fans, for comfort-lovers, or anyone who needs a little abuelita energy in their life.

- Super-soft fleece blend (cotton + poly) that feels exactly like one of Abuelita Consuelo’s hugs — warm, comforting, and slightly judgmental.

- Unisex regular fit designed for all body types, because Consuelo says “ay mijo, everyone deserves to feel comfy, no excuses.”

- Mid-weight 6.5 oz fleece with year-round coziness — perfect for chilly summer nights, cold winter chisme, or when Consuelo insists you’re “looking cold for no reason.”

- Durable side-seamed construction built to last longer than Consuelo’s patience when you don’t answer her texts.

- Cozy hood + kangaroo pocket for snacks, tissues, your phone, emergency Vicks VapoRub, and whatever mysterious items abuelitas magically carry.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!