Breaking News! You're an Idiot Funny Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Breaking news: you’re an idiot… but at least you can LOOK warm while being one. This hoodie is stupidly soft — softer than the average human brain these days — and perfect for every season, whether you're freezing on a mountain or ruining a perfectly good beach evening. It’s unisex, so yes, even YOU can wear it without messing it up. If you’re gonna make questionable life choices, you might as well be comfortable. Grab this sweater before Bernie tries to censor me again

- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece — “Soft enough that even you won’t complain for once.”

- Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% poly fleece — “A blend more stable than most of your opinions.”

- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² — “Light, warm, and smarter than half the people I argue with.”

- Regular unisex fit — “Fits everyone… unfortunately.”

- Side-seamed construction — “Straight seams, unlike your logic.”

- Year-round comfort — “Wear it on the beach, in the mountains, or while watching the news ruin your day.”

- Perfect for sarcasm lovers — “If you laugh at this sweater, congrats — you have a brain.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!