Calmate, You're Giving Me Stress Funny Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Cálmate, you're giving me stress — that’s not just a phrase, that’s my whole lifestyle. This hoodie is soft, warm, y bien cozy, just like the abrazo you never give me. You can wear it pa’ la playa, pa’ la cena de Navidad, or when Bernie starts talking nonsense otra vez. And listen, every purchase helps me continue living in my sanctuary state of mind, okay? So hurry up and buy it antes que me suba la presión

- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece. Mira, this cotton is softer than my patience… y eso es mucho decir.

- Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% poly fleece. These heather colors? Más cute que your last novio/novia, trust me.

- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd². Not too heavy, not too light — just like how I carry all this family drama.

- Regular unisex fit. Fits everybody… flacos, gorditos, altos, bajitos. I don’t discriminate, I only judge.

- Side-seamed construction. Stitched nicely, no chueco seams like the chueco decisions you make.

- Perfect for cualquier season. Beach nights, winter dinners, or when Bernie starts hablando basura — you stay warm, calmado, y cute.

- Stress-reducing vibes included. Bueno… not guaranteed, but at least you’ll LOOK like you’re trying.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!