Mexican Chancla Novelty Show De Bernie Sweater

Stay warm, behave yourself, and honor the sacred power of the chancla with the official Abuelita Consuelo Hoodie, made from an ultra-soft fleece blend that feels like a warm abuelita hug—right before she asks why you left the house without a sweater. Designed for year-round comfort and built tough enough to survive laundry day and airborne chanclas, this unisex hoodie delivers cozy protection on summer nights, winter posadas, and every moment Consuelo would whisper, “Ay mijo… ponte esto antes de que te enfermes.” Perfect for fans of El Show de Bernie, lovers of Mexican humor, or anyone raised by a Latina queen with fast reflexes and faster footwear.

- Ultra-soft fleece blend (cotton + poly) that feels smoother than the chancla flying past your head — cozy, warm, and dangerously comforting.

- Unisex regular fit so everyone can stay comfy before Abuelita asks, “¿Por qué andas sin suéter, mijo? ¿Quieres que te aviente la chancla?”

- Mid-weight 6.5 oz fleece perfect for year-round use — from hot summer viento nights to winter posadas where the chancla accuracy increases.

- Reinforced side-seamed construction built tough enough to withstand life, laundry, and even accidental chancla impacts.

- Cozy hood + kangaroo pocket ideal for hiding snacks, your phone, your feelings… or the chancla you’re trying to escape.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!